COFFEE QUOTES IV
quotations about coffee
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
EARL WILSON
attributed, Java: How to Program
I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.
JANE ROBERTS
The Early Sessions
I used to
Make love.
Now I
Make coffee.
CHOCOLATE WATERS
"I Used To"
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
ALFRED RENYI
attributed, My Brain Is Open
The coffee tasted bitter in spite of the cream and sugar, but it was something else to do with my hands.
JOSEPHINE GARNER
A Banner of Love
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
JOHN VAN DRUTEN
The Voice of the Turtle
Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today.
ANONYMOUS
People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It takes me half an hour to brew my perfect cup. Do the math. I simply don't have time to drink more.
KEVIN SINNOTT
The Art and Craft of Coffee
Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.
JAY LENO
The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
ANONYMOUS
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
ALBERT CAMUS
attributed, The Paradox of Choice
A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers.
S. JAY KAUFMAN
The Tea & Coffee Trade Journal, September 1921
It has been acclaimed "the most grateful lubricant known to the human machine," and "the most delightful taste in all nature."
WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS
foreword, All About Coffee
Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.
CAPTAIN JANEWAY
"Hunters,", Star Trek: Voyager
To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine--it might look good on the surface, but it won't get you where you want to go.
SUSAN GILBERT
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting And Running A Coffeebar
Roasted coffee contains over eight hundred separate flavour and aroma components, most of which form in the crucible of the roaster. This strange alchemy accounts in part for the hold that coffee exerts over our imagination.
ANTONY WILD
Coffee: A Dark History
When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.
JAROD KINTZ
Seriously Delirious
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
CASSANDRA CLARE
City of Ashes
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
BOB IRWIN
attributed, 12 Cups of Coffee
Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone streak".
ANONYMOUS